OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK WHAT SHE SAID!!!!! Ugh I am getting hooked on her. I don’t know what it is about her but I just really like her.
Where are all the beautiful girls at this baseball game? Or at least the gay ones haha.
| Me: | OMG I KNEW YOU THOUGHT AWFUL THINGS ABOUT ME!!!! :O |
| Casie: | Not you! I think wonderful things about you <3 <3 <3 |
| Me: | Oh man! Do I get to know these wonderful things?? |
| Casie: | Nope :) |
| Me: | Awww why not?? I wanna know haha |
| Casie: | If I told you, I'd have to kill you. And you are too cute to be killed. |
| I HAVE NEVER HAD A CUTER CONVERSATION IN MY LIFE!!! I WANT HER TO BE MINE ALREADY!!! |
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
(via mundaneblack)
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
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hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
(via mundaneblack)
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
(Source: lumineon, via mundaneblack)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via fallenangel436)